White coat. Heels.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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