Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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