Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Boobs speak an international language.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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