it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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