I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
A+ Viking dick
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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