hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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