I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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