would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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