After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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