I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
As shirtless as possible
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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