great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
His nipple licking is glorious
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