I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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