420 ftw
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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