At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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