You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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