she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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