Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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