i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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