And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
