nut hugger
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just gift wrapped bread.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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