where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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