the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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