they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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