why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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