In the future we'll all be gay
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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