were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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