so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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