What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
