You can't motorboat a personality
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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