This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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