Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
