I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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