yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize