but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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