i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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