is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My dick has a subreddit
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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