She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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