whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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