R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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