he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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