I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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