His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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