He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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