i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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