forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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