I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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