oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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