do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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