Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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