You're my little dorito
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
And then he peed in my hair
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