I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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